Make someones Tuesday, share one of these… 20 Brilliant Facebook Posts: There should be a hat store called “ALL CAPS” where the employees all yell at you. Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix? Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? Nobody has ever apologized for making me this […]
Facebook Status Updates
Celebrities Stuck in Traffic, Worst Part of Breaking Up, and 20 Priceless Status Updates
It’s Thanksgiving Week, make your friends laugh, share one of these… 20 Priceless Facebook Status Updates: Not every “sorry” deserves an “it’s okay” in return. Being a male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a gentleman is a matter of choice. That awkward moment when you […]
Hashtags, Ferret Fail, and Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Great Status Updates for the Weekend: Whiskey improves with age. I improve with whiskey. I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. All I want for Christmas is you. (JK, give me wine.) Don’t judge me, Sir. You wouldn’t […]
Paper Cat, Creepy Guy, and Facebook’s Best Status Updates
From this week on the FB, share one of these… Facebook’s Best Status Updates: Every day is just a new opportunity to eat tacos. The woman I am most likely interested in isn’t at bars or meetup, but at home watching Netflix, and there’s no way I’ll ever meet her. I’m happy, but not “Oprah […]
Why Men Hate Being in Pictures, Nagging, and 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Make a friends day, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: Well, at least it’s not Monday. I may be wrong, but I doubt it. I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds. Can we not and also say we didn’t? Instead of “single” as my status, I prefer […]
Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh, Fast Typers, and Best Facebook Status Updates
Happy Tuesday, make someones day, share one of these… Best Facebook Status Updates: “I saw this shit coming and I still did nothing about it” – the story of my life I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two. Fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it […]