Make someones Tuesday, share one of these…
20 Brilliant Facebook Posts:
- There should be a hat store called “ALL CAPS” where the employees all yell at you.
- Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
- Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? Nobody has ever apologized for making me this way.
- me: I’m over it.
me: *thinks about it 6294729 times* - I’m so excited that you’re having a baby! And even more excited that I’m not.
- I wish bread didn’t make you fat.
- Have you tried insulting each other until the romance comes back?
- Your message was sent, received, seen, ignored, screen captured, sent to friends and ridiculed.
- Internet: you’ve made a compelling argument.
Sleep: present your case. - Relationships are an expensive way to watch someone slowly like you less and less.
- I have the world’s best opinions.
- Remember, every six cats equals one boyfriend.
- You’re not important enough to have haters. You just have a few people who notice you’re an asshole.
- Nothing says IDGAF like an old lady at a slot machine wearing oxygen and smoking a cigarette.
- Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the “ABCs” in my head to remember which letter comes next.
- A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
- Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
- Very excited to announce I’m on the market and actively looking for someone new to make me miserable.
- I’m pretty good at keeping my shit together. Until there’s a bee around.
- Telling someone not to be sad because others have it worse, is like telling people they can’t be happy because others have it better.
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London Underground Tongue Click Ping Pong Battle:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBI9C6-x8A[/youtube]
That was an epic fictional battle of Pong. Wonder how often they practice?
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