Score more likes, share one of these… 20 EPIC Facebook Status Updates: At the rate I’m going, don’t be surprised if I eat Christmas. My anxiety gives me anxiety. I love you a latte. Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know? If at first you don’t succeed, try doing […]
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Horse House Party, Dating Habits, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates
Make your friends day, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: Statistics show the number one cause of failed relationships is opening your mouth and letting words come out. 2014 taught me that you outgrow people and it’s okay. “Oh boy, I can’t wait to be productive today.” – said no one ever […]
Rottweiler Loves Cat, My Hobbies, and Monday Status Updates
Score more likes, share one of these… Status Updates for a Monday: So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success. Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when showing them a picture? I only have like 2 or 3 real friends, the others […]
3 Second Fried Shrimp, Sneezing, and Top 20 Facebook Status Updates
From this week on Facebook… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: Today while driving, I thought I saw a baby deer in the road and had to swerve to avoid hitting it with my car… missing it by inches. Turns out, it was only a Smart Car with those stupid reindeer antlers. I wouldn’t pay for […]
Paint Mess, Family Gatherings, & 20 Really Funny Status Updates
Make someones day, share one of these… 20 Really Funny Status Updates: That awkward moment when someone takes your joke way too seriously. You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore. Imagine being so rich you put more than 1/4 tank of gas in your car at a time. Hand […]
No Internet, Little Girl Lets Cow Inside, and 20 Epic Facebook Status Posts
Get over hump day, share one of these… 20 Epic Facebook Status Posts: Sorry for what I said before I had my coffee. I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook added a dislike button… Life is too short for fake butter, fake cheese, or fake people. I love people who make me forget […]