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20 Really Funny Status Updates:
- That awkward moment when someone takes your joke way too seriously.
- You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
- Imagine being so rich you put more than 1/4 tank of gas in your car at a time.
- Hand sanitizer: the cut finder.
- Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
- Tis the season to throw your diet out the window.
- Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- How is it possible that we have one hand that can do everything while the other hand is all, “I can’t even hold a pencil”?
- Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
- I saw a man with a board saying ‘Repent for you’re sin’s, the end of the world is nigh’. I thought ‘That’s a bad sign’.
- The faster I type in my password, the more secret agent-y I feel.
- The awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name.
- How can society expect me to be a mature productive member of it?? I don’t even know if it’s spelled gray or grey!
- As we get closer and closer to the end of this sentence, I think it’s important that we lower our expectations.
- One of the most expensive things you’ll ever do is pay attention to the wrong person.
- Eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
- It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
- I need more people like me in my life!
- Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you.
- Never forget that at the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box to sleep side by side.
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Dad cracks up while scolding kids for making a huge mess with paint:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVDNNoEk4PI[/youtube]
Those kids are hilarious! How did they even get so messy? Share if you enjoyed 🙂
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