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Super Jenga, Looking Back on 2014, and 20 Weekend Status Updates

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Make someone chuckle on Facebook, share one of these… Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: Let the after Christmas sales begin. My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not. What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it? Can you lose […]

Christmas Status Updates 2014

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Merry Christmas! Time for our Funny Christmas Status Update spectacular… Funny Christmas Status Updates: Hope your holiday is full of family and fun. And good luck combining those two! All I want for Christmas is for these calories to not count. Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt. I knew you […]

Morning Person, Baby Shots, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates

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Almost Christmas! Yay 🙂 Until then, make someone smile and share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: Best pickup line : wanna get pizza? I’m 500% done with today and about 36% done with tomorrow. Sorry Folgers, but the best part about waking up is going back to bed after you pee. “don’t […]

Puppy Play Time, Christmas Shopping, and Hilarious Status Updates

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Score more likes this holiday season, share one of these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away. I need a hug………e bottle of wine. Santa gets all the […]

Excited Puppy, Christmas List, and 20 Quality Facebook Status Updates

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Happy Monday, Share one of these.. 20 Quality Facebook Status Updates: Shortest Horror Story Ever: Monday I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an “I Heart Murder” t-shirt before I’d pick up a call from a blocked number. A woman just dropped a 20 dollar bill next to me. I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?’, […]