Make someones Monday, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Only 3 things can make me go running. When someone yells,”Fire!”, “Free Food!”, or”The free food’s on fire!” Goals for 2015: less upsetti, more spaghetti. When I’m at home, NSFW stands for Not Safe For Wife. Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes […]
Facebook Status Updates
Ed Sheeran, Killer Dance Moves, and Awesome Facebook Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: I wish my car had two horns. One for “thank you” and one for “I hate you” 6+3=9 but so does 5+4 The way you do things is not always the only way to do them. Respect other people’s way of thinking. […]
Life of a Dog, Put Tailgate Down, and 20 Absurd Facebook Statuses
Happy New Year, Make Someone Smile in 2015… 20 Absurd Facebook Statuses: After socializing and being nice to people all day it’s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an asshole on the Internet. If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone’s house, I eat a few pieces. Hookah is just a […]
New Years Eve Status Updates 2014
Happy New Years, stay safe out there everyone 🙂 Make 2015 count! New Years Eve Status Updates 2014: Facebook friends- Thank you for your many New Year’s wishes. Each and every one of them felt totally unique and completely sincere. xoxo Haven’t showered once in 2015. Fear less, trust more; take less, give more; whine […]
Homeless Man Gets $100, Room Confusion, and Hilarious Facebook Status Posts
Make someone smile going into the new year, share one of these… Hilarious Facebook Status Posts: I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me 1 million dollars. Woke up this morning and immediately started dying. #Tuesday I only want 2 kids and I’m done. 3 max if the 2nd one […]
Awkward Moment When, Disappointed, and 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates
Make someones Monday, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up. I love when strangers smile at me and I smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down […]