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- I wish my car had two horns. One for “thank you” and one for “I hate you”
- 6+3=9 but so does 5+4
The way you do things is not always the only way to do them.
Respect other people’s way of thinking. - I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
- My parents taught me not to eat everything you see in nature.
The first lesson I will teach my kids is that you don’t click on every link you see on the internet. - Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes because at least you know for a fact that you don’t have a chance.
- I may be 70% water but the other 30% is thug as hell.
- Biggest regret is defending someone for so long thinking they’re different but then slowly realizing they’re exactly how others say they are.
- My Ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.
- My mouth automatically says “shit” when something goes wrong.
- The best nights are the ones you never plan.
- I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit.
- Would you be a deer and run out in front of my car for me?
- Relationships are like roller coasters. Not because they go up and down, but sometimes they leave you in the dark and can be scary as shit.
- LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
- F*ck it…2016 will be my year.
- My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
- Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence.
- In a game of tag Kanye just walks around reminding kids that he’s still it.
- This century is already 15% over.
- The dwarves eat all of Bilbo’s food at the beginning of The Hobbit so it doesn’t spoil while he’s gone.
Witty Status | Yesterdays Status Updates…
Little Kid Has Interesting Wedding Dance…
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I’ve got to learn how to do that one 😉 So funny! Feel free to like or share if you enjoyed.
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