New Years Eve Status Updates 2014

Happy New Years, stay safe out there everyone 🙂 Make 2015 count!

New Years Eve Status Updates 2014:

1. Facebook friends- Thank you for your many New Year’s wishes. Each and every one of them felt totally unique and completely sincere. xoxo
2. Haven’t showered once in 2015.
3. Fear less, trust more; take less, give more; whine less, thank more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more.
4. I left the phrase “twerk” in 2014. Join the movement.
5. Like this if you’re “never drinking again.”
6. Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word “stop.”
7. 2030 is as far away as 2000.
8. I’m in the 1% of people who hasn’t uploaded a flipagram of 2014.
9. Can we collectively make a New Year’s resolution to never use the word “bae” again?
10. Me on NYE… “I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.”
11. I’m starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I’ll never ever use one again. I’m so excited about it. Yes.
12. Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.
13. If 2014 was a person, I’d sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages.
14. I’M ENGAGED…..to be hungover tomorrow.
15. It’s cruel that New Years Eve – a day when you’re supposed to be wearing tight dresses – falls so close to Christmas aka fat kid holiday.
16. Goodbye 2014
    2015 has better things in store
17. Goals for 2015: Surround myself with supportive, positive & truthful people, that only add joy to my life.
18. Was fine in 2013 , still fine in 2014, and going to be just fine in 2015.
19. Goals for 2015:
    A. More money
    B. Less problems
20. My New Years Eve = Hangover 4

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