Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Sharp Facebook Statuses: Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday! The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up. If there’s one piece of advice I can give you it’s to marry someone who […]
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Selfie Struggle, Broccoli Refusal, and 20 Priceless Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Priceless Facebook Statuses: Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer. Facebook posts with 12 hashtags, who the f*ck are you trying to reach? All the popular baby names you hate while pregnant will be the names of your child’s friends and classmates. We […]
Betty White Flash Mob, Angry Girls, and 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates
Happy MLK Day, make someone smile, share one of these.. 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: I really want to have fun today. Because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. If I don’t snapchat u back its not because I’m ignoring you it’s because my face isn’t cooperating. My Hobbies: – switching between the same three apps […]
Dancing Cow, Algebra, and Witty Status Posts
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Witty Weekend Status Posts: A foot away from me it’s very cold outside… thank you house. Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time. Don’t call me. Alcohol you later! my hobbies: – switching between the same three apps for […]
Hot Lava, McDonalds Sauce, and 20 Fantastic Facebook Statuses
Make someone blow some air out of their nose, share one of these.. 20 Fantastic Facebook Statuses: That awkward moment when you walk in a room and forget what you needed, so you awkwardly walk away looking confused. I can’t get out bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if […]
Therapist, Limbo Prank, and 20 Wednesday Status Updates
Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Wednesday Status Updates: Wed. Nes. Day. How I have to say it in my head to spell it every damn time. We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children. Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like 15. “Woah! Check out that long necked […]