Happy MLK Day, make someone smile, share one of these..
20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates:
- I really want to have fun today. Because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare.
- If I don’t snapchat u back its not because I’m ignoring you it’s because my face isn’t cooperating.
- My Hobbies:
– switching between the same three apps for hours
– imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist - When you don’t get a text back and you find yourself reviewing the conversation to see where you messed up.
- I need coffee in my life more than I need most people.
- And then God created Saturn… And he liked it… So he put a ring on it.
- I feel like if you memorize an album you should earn a free concert ticket.
- If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
- I think about hiring a maid way too often for someone who has plenty of time to clean.
- Beards are the new six pack and I’m okay with it.
- I’m less in a relationship and more in a situationship.
- I’m “It’s too late to start a movie” years old.
- My body is made up of 90% water, 5% pizza and 5% wine.
- Sometimes I wish that I could put my wife on airplane mode.
- Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump.
- Shit happens, step over it.
- The person that named the eggplant probably isn’t allowed to name things anymore.
- If you REALLY want to know how she feels about you get her drunk & then piss her off.
- Describe yourself in three pizza toppings.
- The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, and that’s how science works.
Witty Status | Yesterdays Status Updates…
Surprise Betty White flash mob for her 93rd birthday, her reaction is priceless..
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkUtmSGctrc[/youtube]
Amazing, what a beautiful person! Happy Birthday, Betty! Feel free to share/like if you enjoyed. Thanks!
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