Make someone blow some air out of their nose, share one of these..
20 Fantastic Facebook Statuses:
- That awkward moment when you walk in a room and forget what you needed, so you awkwardly walk away looking confused.
- I can’t get out bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave, I might lose their trust.
- I wish my wallet came with free refills.
- Now that the room is silent, my stomach will sing you all a song.
- I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
- You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
- Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh crap…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
- Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup.
- Why aren’t we more amazed that parrots can talk?
- Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the hell.
- I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it’s AM. Google thinks I’ve got my life together.
- Dating: the process of hiding your crazy just long enough to get the other person to commit.
- “Do what you love” is shitty career advice because mostly what I love is spending time alone and eating breakfast food.
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re probably really hot.
- iOS 8 let’s you passcode lock specific apps? It’s fun imagining how many break ups that could cause.
- Please enjoy your day. Not mine.
- Don’t reach for the stars. They are extremely hot and will incinerate you.
- So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
- Every morning you have a choice: forget your dreams or live them.
- Don’t ever be a victim of your own life. Don’t come to me with “I can’t do it because of something/someone” bullshit. You are in charge.
Lava spilling into the ocean…
Mesmerizing! It doesn’t get much closer than that, otherwise the camera would be inside the lava. Feel free to share/like if you enjoyed. Thanks!