Make your weekend last longer, share one of these..
Top 20 Witty Weekend Status Posts:
- A foot away from me it’s very cold outside… thank you house.
- Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
- Don’t call me. Alcohol you later!
- my hobbies:
– switching between the same three apps for hours
– imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
- Have you ever been so mad that you were calm?
- Cold? Try Netflix. You’ll still be cold, but you’ll be watching Netflix.
- I run because I really like pizza and beer.
- It’s true, alcohol kills people. But how many people were born because of it?
- If everyone was required to work in a customer service role for at least 6 months when they reached the age of 18, the world would be either a better place or a terrible place. You decide.
- Anger is a valuable tool. Nothing has done more to change this world for the better than someone who is pissed off at the way things are.
- Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
- A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the “b” is silent.
- There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
- People who leave the clicking noise on when texting, who hurt you?
- If anybody in North America needs a napkin, hit me up. I should have enough in my car’s glovebox for each of you.
- Social media has completely changed the way we wait.
- Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
- Before coffee: Hates everybody.
After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody.
- Of all the Spice Girls, Ginger Spice was the only one named after a spice.
- The government takes your rights away and sells them back to you in the form of a permit.
Dancing Cow in Grocery Store..
That’s one amazing dancing cow 🙂 Definitely made me smile. Feel free to like or share if you enjoyed.