Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: There’s not enough coffee in the world. You know an Asian restaurant is good by how horrible the parking is outside. Having a pet is weird if you think about it. You don’t speak the same language, you create a strong […]
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Sorry I’m Late, Rocket Launcher, and Laughable Facebook Status Updates
Make someones day, share one of these… Laughable Facebook Status Updates: I need a caffeine IV. Awkward people are really sexy. They stumble, apologize, know obscure facts, and say all the wrong things. Just trying to sell myself here. Six more weeks of complaining about Winter until we start complaining about the heat. I want […]
Dog Says Hello, Parents Stories, & 20 Wisecrack Facebook Statuses
Get over hump day, share one of these… 20 Wisecrack Facebook Statuses: I should do something productive with my life. Tomorrow. Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old. I’d walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you. If I had a crystal ball to […]
Dog Balancing Act, Choose Life, and 20 Playful Facebook Statuses
Make someones Tuesday, share one of these… 20 Playful Facebook Statuses: If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever? I tried being modest once, as expected I was amazing at it. If every U.S. sports team converted to metric, Americans would understand the metric system by the next game. It’s messed […]
Not Talking, Every Math Lesson, and Quality Status Updates.
Happy Monday, share one of these… 20 Quality Facebook Status Updates: I miss the days when homework was just… Coloring. I order all my food with extra gluten. Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don’t. Relationship status: ▫️Single ▫️In […]
Gym of the Future, Driving, and Top 20 Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Statuses: Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on so I’m in for the night. How do people just send “k” when they’re pissed off?? Lmao, if I’m mad at you I’ll send you a 5-7 page essay in MLA format with proper citation. […]