Facebook Status Updates

Welcome to Wednesday, it’s not a friendly day, but if you respect Wednesday, then Wednesday will respect you.  So do what I do and LOL your way through Wednesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: I remember, fondly, the days when I was a Perfect Parent, with Perfect Children. Back before I actually had […]

Aloha amigos 🙂  Welcome back, here are your silly status updates to get you through Tuesday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: I wonder how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented? ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)  (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates […]

Hope you had a good relaxing weekend!!!  Laugh your way through Monday with these hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: If you can’t say something nice, we’re probably related. Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap right now. Why […]

Congratulations, the weekend is here!  Enjoy every moment of it 🙂  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: “Mr. and Mrs. Explorer? It’s social services. We are here to talk to you about Dora.” Just polished off a gigantic plate of pasta. Feeling guilty about my carbonara footprint. […]

Aloha!  Hope you’re having a great Thursday here is what you came here for…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 15,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!) I […]

Congratulations, you’ve made it to Wednesday which means its time for more hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Twitter: There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m sure looking… To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone […]