Facebook Status Updates

No one can deny that Thursday is awesome.  However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking. Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, […]

Hello friends!  Great news, we’ve got some hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post to get you through “Hump” day. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Have you ever dropped something, then caught it, then dropped it again and it shatters all over the place?  Ya, that’s my life right now. A bargain […]

I hope your week is going swell!  It seems like every Tuesday I need some laughs so here are some funny thing’s to get your Tuesday going great… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up.  ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update […]

Hope you had an awesome relaxing weekend, I know I did!  The bad news is, another Monday is upon us.  Laugh your way through it with these funny one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Nothing goes right with me. I bought a new watch… shockproof and waterproof… It caught on fire. I […]

Thanks for stopping in…. As you know, it’s the freakin’ weekend baby, I’m bout to have me some fun!!!  Here is some hilarious stuff to get you and your friends to enjoy the weekend… Funny Status Updates for Facebook & Funny Tweets for Twitter: Goodness, Not feeling old enough this morning? Macaulay Culkin, who stared […]

Glad to see you back, Friend 🙂  You’re always welcome here!  Enjoy your Thursday by laughing through it with these witty one liners… Funny Status Updates for Facebook and Twitter: Why do people never get talker’s block? It would be very helpful to me if the rest of you would please stop striving for excellence. […]