I hope your week is going swell! It seems like every Tuesday I need some laughs so here are some funny thing’s to get your Tuesday going great…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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God must love stupid people. He made SO many. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
- I have a love/ate relationship with food.
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Given how many times they’ve been screwed by hurricanes, it’s time to change the name of the Virgin Islands. (From our Twitter : @FreeFunnyStuff)
- I’m drinking 2% milk, wondering what the other 98% is…
Bachelors know more about women than married men, that’s why they not married.
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