Thanks for stopping in…. As you know, it’s the freakin’ weekend baby, I’m bout to have me some fun!!! Here is some hilarious stuff to get you and your friends to enjoy the weekend…
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I’m never going to grow up. I’m just going to stop hiding what I do
from my parents and start hiding it from my kids. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
- I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night.
- ❒ Team Edward ❒ Team Jacob ✔ Team guy who almost hit Bella with a car
- Forgetting an email attachment is the 21st century’s version of licking an envelope shut and then realizing you forgot to put the letter inside. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- I used to ingest expensive chemicals to blur the lines of reality. Now, all I have to do is take off my glasses.
- If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. — Mark Twain
Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions. (From @FreeFunnyStuff)
- Heart palpitations count as cardio, right?
- The only thing the doctor found encouraging about my test results was they weren’t his.
- Off to run a few fool’s errands. Anyone need anything?
You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.
Funny Picture to Post:
Giraffe after eating fast food everyday for a year.
Another Funny Picture to Post:
Funny Video to Post:
One of the greatest pranks of all time! Hahahha, I would freak out if that happened to me!!!