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You survived Monday, which is awesome because today just so happens to be Laugh out Loud Tuesday.  Here are the goods that will have you rolling on the floor… Funny Status Updates for Faceboook: I’ll put a bird bath in my yard when the birds install a car wash in my garage. My first session […]

Happy Monday, Friends!  Laugh your way through the day with these funny things… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I feel sorry that today’s generation will never understand the beauty of a mixed tape or the thrill of waiting by the radio all day long to record your favorite song. Change is inevitable, except from a […]

Congratulations you’ve made it to the weekend.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users […]

Happy Thursday friends!  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I never understood why guys always have their hands down their pants. Then last night I found myself watching TV with my hand in my bra. It finally occurred to me…when you’ve got something great, you want to hold onto […]

Can you believe the week is already half over?!?!  Welcome Wednesday into your life with these funny one liners to share with your friends… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a […]

Congratulations you survived the week and welcome to the holiday weekend!  Here are some hilarious things to laugh your way through the weekend… Funny status updates for Facebook: The most valuable contribution social networking sites have made to my life is showing me how ridiculous it was to have ever been intimidated by or feel […]