Laugh out Loud Tuesday…

You survived Monday, which is awesome because today just so happens to be Laugh out Loud Tuesday.  Here are the goods that will have you rolling on the floor…

Funny Status Updates for Faceboook:

  • I’ll put a bird bath in my yard when the birds install a car wash in my garage.
  • My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight. I can’t wait.
  • Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
  • Can we just make everything battery-related run on AA batteries?
  • It’s a good thing your mirror doesn’t talk, but it’s a great thing that it doesn’t laugh.
  • Dear Taylor Swift, Kanye took your microphone not your virginity… its time to move on…
  • No matter how old I get, I will always be overly excited when I receive a hand written letter in the mail.
  • In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)

Without fail, any movie sequel that does not have the same actors as the first movie will be terrible. Every time. I don’t know why they bother.

Happy Birthday, Bill Murray, you rock!

Ridiculous Picture to Post:

Imagine if that was your sweet ride 🙂

Funny Video to Post:


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