Facebook Status Updates

Wake up and accomplish something!  Half the week is over already friends, and we all know the only way to survive is to laugh your way through it… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s. Friends may come and […]

Note to self: Don’t fall asleep on Tuesday!  There is a simple cure for the Tuesday blues and that is hilarious stuff to post on your Facebook… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I can’t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that […]

Hope you had a wonderful rested weekend! Here are the funny goods that will have you and your friends lol’ing through Monday… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average […]

Alas, the weekend is upon us and it feels magnificent!  Share these laughs with your friends to ensure a wondrous weekend… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I hate how bathrooms have automatic soap,sink, and paper towels..but than you cancel that all out by touching the door handle. Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes […]

The weekend is almost upon us.  Until then rock your way through Thursday with these hilarious status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a […]

G’day folks!  Here are your always hilarious mid-week status updates… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If stupidity was painful, you’d be in agony. Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what’s going on? There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers. If […]