G’day folks! Here are your always hilarious mid-week status updates…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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If stupidity was painful, you’d be in agony.
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Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what’s going on?
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There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.
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If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.
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An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
- You know those neighbors who spy on you and then blab to everyone else? My neighbors have one of those.
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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
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I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
- For me “class struggle” means me trying to act like I have some.
- Oldie but a goodie:
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
On a serious note: I think this is the scariest photograph I’ve ever seen: http://yhoo.it/aMB9w7 BP’s river of death.
Funny Picture to Post:
Cute baby reminds me of George Costanza of Seinfeld, Ha!
Funny Video to Post:
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