G’day folks! Here are your always hilarious mid-week status updates…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
If stupidity was painful, you’d be in agony.
Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what’s going on?
There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers.
If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
- You know those neighbors who spy on you and then blab to everyone else? My neighbors have one of those.
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
I always give waiters a tip, but they never seem to appreciate my advice.
- For me “class struggle” means me trying to act like I have some.
- Oldie but a goodie:
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
On a serious note: I think this is the scariest photograph I’ve ever seen: http://yhoo.it/aMB9w7 BP’s river of death.
Funny Picture to Post:
Cute baby reminds me of George Costanza of Seinfeld, Ha!
Funny Video to Post:
One of my all time favorites, if you haven’t seen that be glad you did 🙂 Thank you very much for stopping in, we hope you laughed your way through Wednesday! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Make sure to stop by tomorrow for more hilarious content.