Happy Valentines Day, share one of these.. Valentines Day Status Updates: Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. – Leo Buscaglia When I tell you I love you I don’t say it out of habit or to make conversation. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that […]
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Robot Vs. Cat, Super Couch, & Top Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Facebook Status Updates: I think I’ve moved past procrastinating into actually jeopardizing my future. If watermelon exists why don’t airmelon, firemelon and earthmelon exist? …..the elemelons “so how are things?” me: please don’t make me think about my life I always change my […]
Showering, Angry Cat, & 20 Amusing Facebook Status Posts
Well, at least it’s Thursday. Share one of these.. 20 Amusing Facebook Status Posts: That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid. There’s nothing like having a long to-do list to make me feel like doing absolutely nothing. I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely […]
Pet Affection, Dog Sings, & 20 Facebook Status Funnies
Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Facebook Status Funnies: I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Adam & Eve. If I drove a fire breathing dragon instead of a car, I wouldn’t spend so much time stuck in traffic. You never realize how […]
Valentines Siri, Sears Commercial, & Intelligent Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share one of these… 20 Intelligent Facebook Statuses: Can’t….get up……Bring…..coffee. That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to go back. People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of […]
Vaccines, Forgot How 2 Slide, & 20 Crazy Facebook Statuses
Make Monday suck a little less, share one of these.. 20 Crazy Facebook Statuses: Valentine’s Day is next week, so if you have a crush on someone, make sure you hurry up and keep it a secret forever so you never get hurt. Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes. I don’t care […]