Get over hump day, share one of these..
20 Facebook Status Funnies:
- I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Adam & Eve.
- If I drove a fire breathing dragon instead of a car, I wouldn’t spend so much time stuck in traffic.
- You never realize how ugly you are until you sit in front of the mirror at the hairdressers.
- That moment when you’re home along, hear a noise, and just accept that you’re going to die.
- Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
- My hairstyle is called “I tried”
- If it has tires or testicles, it’s gonna give you trouble.
- When a woman says, “Do whatever you want,” by NO means should you do whatever you want.
- Is it possible to get a piece of hair out of your mouth without looking like a total idiot?
- The messy bun and sweatshirt look works for most girls. For me, it looks like I’ve tried all the drugs.
- I keep losing things at work… my glasses, my keys, my wallet, my will to live.
- If Kanye West were to win Album of the Year over Beyonce, would he have to interrupt himself?
- The boy scouts should sell jerky door to door. I would get excited about that.
- When you get to a certain age you’re sneaking a glance at her ring finger, not her boobs.
- Brazilian sounds like a really big number.
- If sea creatures are hurt, I wonder if the salt in their wounds burns so much…
- I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble.
- I can’t help thinking that most people are annoying.
- That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated.
- If you make something easier for yourself they call you lazy. If you make something easier for everyone else they call you a genius.
German Shepard Sings Adam Levine..
He sings better than me! Pls feel free to like/share if you want.
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