Facebook Status Updates

You know why?  Because you’re going to make your friends laugh, with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming next week!) Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”. Tectonic plates… The perfect gift for […]

Celebrating this weekend?  Make sure to update your status with these hilarious “Halloween” themed status updates… Halloween Status Updates: How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming late next week!) Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because […]

Welcome back friends!  This is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Without ME, it’s just AWESO. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!) If I’ve ever been described as “athletic”, it was probably meant as a combination of […]

Sorry for the lack of updates this week, we just went through a major server upgrade which means really good things are on their way and no more down time.  Here is the funny stuff to post that will have your friends laughing all weekend… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Nostalgia isn’t what it used […]

Hope you’re having a great Wednesday. Brighten someone else with these hilarious… Funny Status Update for Facebook: Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!) Down […]

Thanks for stopping in!  Want to make your friends laugh all Tuesday long?  Post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes […]