Facebook Status Updates

Early December is upon us!  That means holiday music, shopping, and family.  Make your friends day with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Santa loves the rich kids more. […]

Hi friends!  Spread the laughs on Facebook with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in […]

Congratulations you’ve made it to the middle of the week.  Laugh your way through the rest of the week with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) You can save a lot on college by learning calligraphy […]

Welcome back friends! Make your friends LOL this Tuesday with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted? I think seven, because that’s about the […]

Spread the love, be a good buddy and make your friends LOL on Monday with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) My short term memory loss is growing longer. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol […]

Welcome back folks!  Make your friends laugh with these… ***Download Funny Status Updates for Facebook iPhone App*** Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. – […]