Funny Status Updates for the Weekend

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  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. – Albert Schweitzer
  • The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put dishes in it.
  • Apparently this is the letter “v” in Chinese: 维 … Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds.
  • I didn’t get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice.
  • Last year, I stuffed a few turkeys. But this year the relatives are eating somewhere else. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama’s a Muslim
  • This kid who wants ‘two front teeth’ for Christmas is full of crap.
  • “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.” – Picasso
  • I wanted to buy some goose feathers but I couldn’t afford the down payment.
  • To get energized for the day I did 300 Crunches. The Nestle kind.
  • If it ain’t broke, I better take a look at it.
  • It’s all fun and games until there’s actually a Chinese fire and nobody knows what to do. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

What a classy young lady!

Funny Video to Post:


Hilarious prank… he didn’t see that one coming!  So involved in himself that he didn’t see the giant Panda. HAHAHA!  Classic.  Stop by Monday for more awesome funny status updates, pictures, trends, and videos to post. If you’d like more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.