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Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- My short term memory loss is growing longer.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
- The only way I’d qualify as having a hard body is if they’re talking about arteries, liver or heart
Flying these days is a frisky business.
- I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “CHECKOUT TIME IS 18” ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- It isn’t that I’m not a people person. It’s just that I’m not a stupid people person.
- I’m trying to read a book about how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
- To the people that put their Facebook link in their own Facebook profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise.
At the age of six, I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
Do you see his Grandma in the background taking the picture? What a nice lady , haha!!!
Funny Video to Post:
Pretty fly for a white dog!