Make your friends laugh on Monday!

Spread the love, be a good buddy and make your friends LOL on Monday with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • My short term memory loss is growing longer.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
  • The only way I’d qualify as having a hard body is if they’re talking about arteries, liver or heart
  • I hate to see my loved ones leave home. I also miss my fives, tens and twentys.
  • WikiLeaks is what happens when the entire US government is forced to go through a full-body scanner.
  • Flying these days is a frisky business.
  • I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “CHECKOUT TIME IS 18” ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • It isn’t that I’m not a people person. It’s just that I’m not a stupid people person.
  • I’m trying to read a book about how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
  • I’m not mooning you. I’m turning the other cheek.
  • As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
  • To the people that put their Facebook link in their own Facebook profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise.
  • At the age of six, I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Do you see his Grandma in the background taking the picture?  What a nice lady , haha!!!

Funny Video to Post:


Pretty fly for a white dog!

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