Hilarious Weekend Wrap Up

Early December is upon us!  That means holiday music, shopping, and family.  Make your friends day with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Santa loves the rich kids more.
  • I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday.
  • Dyslexia for cure found!
  • Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?
  • The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
  • I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn’t. So now I’m mourning wood.
  • Weaving cars mean looming accidents.
  • Can you guys believe it’s already Lexus December To Remember Sales Event time again?
  • “Until death do us part” means we’re all single in heaven, right?
  • My car’s tank is on E and I’m still driving… Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!
  • I for one…. but that’s Roman numerals for you.
  • Found an iPhone. Returning it, but not before I change their ringtone to “Speakers Going Hammer” by SouljaBoy.
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Will Ferrels Glamour Shot.  Haha!!

Funny Video to Post:

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