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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
  • The Doctor to the Patient.. “Take one of these whenever you can get the cap off.”
  • The great thing about gingerbread men is that each one is a new chance to bite somebody’s head off.
  • My kids aren’t going to believe in Santa. They’re going to believe in a magical Unicorn that barfs the presents under the tree.
  • The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times.
  • The great work must go forward. As soon as we all find somebody else to do it.
  • Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup, somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
  • If life hands you lemons, grate! Then you’ll end up with zest for life!
  • I’m trying to keep up with the changes but the changes are winning.
  • When asked “What would you bring with you to a deserted island”, how come no one ever replies, “A boat.”? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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