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If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
- My kids aren’t going to believe in Santa. They’re going to believe in a magical Unicorn that barfs the presents under the tree.
- The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times.
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If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- If life hands you lemons, grate! Then you’ll end up with zest for life!
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