Status Updates that make you LOL for Tuesday

Welcome back friends! Make your friends LOL this Tuesday with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted? I think seven, because that’s about the time he starts to think: “I don’t look like Kiwanis club.” — Zach Galifianakis
  • I don’t get you Vegans. If cows didn’t want to be eaten, they’d move faster.
  • Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • Hey, incessant seatbelt indicator beeping, I’ll outlast you; just like your friend the gas light. You’re not the boss of me.
  • I’ve found the perfect weight-loss system for Americans. Convert to the metric system and lose half your weight in just seconds. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • If Johnny Cash were alive today. He’d probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit.
  • When celebs get pestered by paparazzi why don’t they just start singing “Hey Jude” or some incredibly expensive song to clear?
  • Everyone’s got a story. I’ll sleep through yours next.
  • The holiday season is upon us. So don’t park your car under any pear trees.
  • Guess what? It’s talk like a ninja day! So just….shut up.
  • The only perfect science is hindsight. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Those Japanese have thought of everything I tell ya!

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