The Mid Week Laugh Fest

Congratulations you’ve made it to the middle of the week.  Laugh your way through the rest of the week with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • You can save a lot on college by learning calligraphy and making your own diploma.
  • Panhandling is so much easier with a red bucket and a bell.
  • At the concert of Beethoven’s works, it was the bottom of Ninth and the bassists were loaded
  • All I know about money matters is that money matters.
  • Apparently, “I judge a great wine by its alcohol content”, doesn’t impress wine snobs
  • It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look! ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE.
  • Kid Rock must be an Adult Rock by now.
  • “FOILED AGAIN!” –Leftovers
  • Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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