Facebook Status Updates

Welcome to the weekend friends.  Make it count with these hilarious statues you can share with your friends… Facebook Funny Status Updates for every occasion and every person: Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) The easiest job in the world has to be […]

It’s simple folks, make your friends laugh with these…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Giving […]

Thanks for stopping in!  Get some comments and likes from your Facebook friends by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Facebook is a procrastinator’s best frenemy. You can rely on me. I’ve been […]

Welcome back!  Make your friends laugh this Tuesday with these hilarious status updates for Facebook… Funny Status Updates for your Facebook Profile: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If people winked in real life as much as […]

Happy New Year my fellow Facebookers!  Hope you had a wonderful, safe, and enchanting Holiday. Enjoy our daily dose of laughs for you to share with your friends… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Never take a pill that has more side effects than you have symptoms. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Welcome […]

Funny Status Updates for New Years Eve and New Years Day: Stir the eggnog, Lift the toddy. Happy New Year, Everybody! I’m not making any resolutions this year because I’m still working on the ones from 2003. I’m setting more realistic New Year’s resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my […]