Welcome to the weekend friends. Make it count with these hilarious statues you can share with your friends…
Facebook Funny Status Updates for every occasion and every person:
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.
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A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
- When you don’t know where you’re going, every road will take you there.
- Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary.
- 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ツ ( Be the 10,000th person to “Like” our Funny Status Update Facebook Fan Page )
- The entire French language is a choking hazard.
- My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
- There’s four things I’m no good with: faces, names, and numbers.
- The Food Network should air a disclaimer before all its programs. “Warning: the following show features stunts performed by chefs who didn’t have to worry about washing dishes, afterwards.”
- Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
- The dog is following me around like I’m made of meat. Wait a minute… (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Bonus Funny Quote:
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. – Demetri Martin
Funny Picture to Post for the Weekend:
Holy Monkey Eyes! Jeez look at those things!
Awesome Video to Post:
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Gets me every time!
Bonus bite of awesomeness:
Saw these bad boys on Ellen! How awesome is that? Zippered headphones that never tangle. That has got to be the ultimate, why didn’t I think of that product! Check them out @ Zipbuds.com . Hint: They are only $39 shipped from Amazon .
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