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10 Statuses That Will Make Tuesday Awesome

January 25, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Tuesday can usually be summed up in one word, “Meh”.  Spice it up with these… 10 Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself. I […]

Get This Week Going With These Funny Statuses…

January 24, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back!  We’ve got something for everyone, get tons of comments and likes by posting our… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Vene, Vidi, […]

Perfect Statuses for your Weekend

January 21, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Enjoy the weekend folks.  Make every second of it last by sharing some laughs with your Facebook friends by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I think I’ve finally perfected the art […]

Easy Way to Get Comments & Likes

January 20, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Most things in life aren’t very simple.  However, getting comments and likes on your Facebook Wall is quite simple.  Just post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.  (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni. […]

What’s Good Wednesday on Facebook

January 19, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

You’ve made it half way through the week, which means the weekend is coming soon.  Make it come quicker by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you can’t convince them, confuse them. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize […]

Get Tons of Comments & Likes by Posting These This Tuesday…

January 18, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Happy Tuesday everyone!  Post these funny statuses to your Facebook and you’ll be sure to get a bundle of comments & likes… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? […]

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