Get Tons of Comments & Likes by Posting These This Tuesday…

Happy Tuesday everyone!  Post these funny statuses to your Facebook and you’ll be sure to get a bundle of comments & likes…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
  • Twitter= I need to pee. Facebook= I peed! Foursquare= I’m peeing here. Quora= Why am I peeing? Youtube= Watch this pee! LinkedIn= I pee well
  • Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I come in.
  • When your only tool is a set of stairs, every coworker looks like a Slinky.
  • I’m a morning person. But not before 11:00 AM.
  • Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
  • Nobody’s ugly after 2 a.m.
  • I go on deleting sprees all the time on Facebook, but when I’ve noticed that someone I haven’t spoken to in ages and never plan to see again has deleted me….it truly truly hurts.
  • My new diet is heavy on local, seasonal foods. Mostly Valentine’s Day candy from the Walgreens down the street.
  • Never date massage therapists. After winning a fight, they always like to rub it in.
  • Have you heard about the online origami store? It folded. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Just heard that the new zodiac sign is Ophiuchus. Well played Oprah, well played… ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)

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