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What is Up Wednesday!

February 2, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Snowed in?  No problem, we’ll tell you what is up this Wednesday. These are what’s up… Funny Status Updates on Facebook: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (From our recently updated: 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iOS App) Go sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all […]

Turn your Tuesday on with these Funny Status Updates!

February 1, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Tuesday Sucks!  On a lighter note here are some… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.” […]

Make Monday Count by posting these funny statuses…

January 31, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back friends!  Hope you had a wonderful weekend.  Seems like we had a lot of people Addicted to Facebook in our quiz yesterday.  Continue your addiction by making your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit […]

Funny Statuses for the Weekend

January 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Relax!  It’s the weekend!  Make your friends chuckle with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I live every day like it’s my first. There’s a lot of crying and sleeping involved. Facebook. Where people you don’t […]

Make em’ laugh Thursday!

January 27, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome to the best kept secret on Facebook.  Where the funniest people get their statuses from.  Make your friends laugh this Thursday with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) […]

Status Updates that will get you LIKES

January 26, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back!  Get ready to be “LIKED”  with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Everyone is normal until you find their Facebook. A study in California found dozens of banned chemicals present in pregnant […]

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