Make em’ laugh Thursday!

Welcome to the best kept secret on Facebook.  Where the funniest people get their statuses from.  Make your friends laugh this Thursday with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Most insurance plans are like hospital gowns. You only think you’re covered.
  • Lifting the toilet seat AND putting it back down are 2 steps. If women really want equality, they’re going to have to take on a step here.
  • I like to think of the receding hairline as my head pushing out hair follicles to make room for my enormous brain.
  • Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig.
  • Getting to work on time only makes the day longer. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Silence is not only golden, it is rarely misquoted.
  • Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn’t it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?
  • No one your age has any idea what they’re doing either. No matter what age you are.
  • The difference between gossip and news is whether you’re telling it or listening to it.
  • I’m just typing some words in a box for you to look at.
  • Unlike your boyfriend, cheesecake will never leave you or your hips.
  • Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

What a smart baby!

Funny Video to Post:


No matter what anyone says, That little guy is still awesome.

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