Hi friends! Hope you had a great week. Make your Facebook Friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for the Weekend: “Because you’re crazy” should be a legit reason to fire someone. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I still […]
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Make em’ laugh Thursday…
Get some hilarious comments & likes by posting these… Funny Statuses: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Is anyone going to tell America’s Funniest Home Videos about youtube? If […]
Mid Week Laugh Riot
Welcome back friends! Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks trucks in the winter? On tv shows whenever someone gets audited, they […]
Tuesdays Funny Statuses
Make your Tuesday a little bit funnier by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps. Guys, it’s time to start working […]
Top Status Updates for Monday
Happy Monday! Make your Facebook friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Monday: A religious is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday. It’s been Monday all week. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Monday is […]
Funny Statuses Updates for a Super Weekend
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