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- Is anyone going to tell America’s Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
- If genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration, I’ve had some wicked smart cab drivers.
- The word “fireplace” really reveals the creativity of our ancestors.
- When I die, I give you permission to change my status to “is dead”. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- You don’t really know someone until you get drunk with them.
- My wife and I have an open relationship. She said anytime I want to leave, the door is open.
- I’m never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie.
- Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores.
A hug is a great gift… one size fits all, and it’s easy to exchange.
- Seriously mam there’s a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
- There are two sides to every argument but I don’t have time to listen to yours.
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