Funny Status Updates for the Weekend

Hi friends!  Hope you had a great week.  Make your Facebook Friends laugh with these…

Funny Status Updates for the Weekend:

  • “Because you’re crazy” should be a legit reason to fire someone.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • I still think it’s weird that Feeny taught every single grade in Boy Meets World.
  • I’m thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched.
  • Remember – with Valentine’s Day only days away, it’s not too late to break up.
  • A man’s best chance of winning any argument with a woman is if he confines it entirely in his own mind.
  • People either respect me, or they fear me. Or they point at me and laugh. Actually, mostly that last one.
  • Mubarak would like everyone to know he’s now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties.
  • If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food.
  • Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?
  • There are two sides to every argument but I don’t have time to listen to yours.
  • What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Go to Google maps, bring up directions from Washington D.C. to Japan and look at instruction number 48.
  • The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Funny Picture to Post:

What an evil mastermind!  Post that on your wall and watch the comments / likes roll right in!

Status of the day:

Funny Video to Post:


Haha, something so weird about that.  Post that on your Facebook wall and check out the reactions.

Check out this Bonus Funny Video for the weekend!

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