Hi friends! Hope you had a great week. Make your Facebook Friends laugh with these…
Funny Status Updates for the Weekend:
- “Because you’re crazy” should be a legit reason to fire someone.
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- I still think it’s weird that Feeny taught every single grade in Boy Meets World.
- I’m thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched.
- Remember – with Valentine’s Day only days away, it’s not too late to break up.
- A man’s best chance of winning any argument with a woman is if he confines it entirely in his own mind.
- People either respect me, or they fear me. Or they point at me and laugh. Actually, mostly that last one.
- Mubarak would like everyone to know he’s now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties.
- If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food.
- Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?
- There are two sides to every argument but I don’t have time to listen to yours.
- What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Go to Google maps, bring up directions from Washington D.C. to Japan and look at instruction number 48.
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Funny Picture to Post:
What an evil mastermind! Post that on your wall and watch the comments / likes roll right in!
Status of the day:
Funny Video to Post:
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Haha, something so weird about that. Post that on your Facebook wall and check out the reactions.
Check out this Bonus Funny Video for the weekend!
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