Hi friends! Hope you had a great week. Make your Facebook Friends laugh with these…
Funny Status Updates for the Weekend:
- “Because you’re crazy” should be a legit reason to fire someone.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- I still think it’s weird that Feeny taught every single grade in Boy Meets World.
- I’m thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched.
- Remember – with Valentine’s Day only days away, it’s not too late to break up.
- A man’s best chance of winning any argument with a woman is if he confines it entirely in his own mind.
- People either respect me, or they fear me. Or they point at me and laugh. Actually, mostly that last one.
- Mubarak would like everyone to know he’s now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties.
- If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food.
- Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?
- There are two sides to every argument but I don’t have time to listen to yours.
- What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Go to Google maps, bring up directions from Washington D.C. to Japan and look at instruction number 48.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Funny Picture to Post:
What an evil mastermind! Post that on your wall and watch the comments / likes roll right in!
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Funny Video to Post:
Haha, something so weird about that. Post that on your Facebook wall and check out the reactions.
Check out this Bonus Funny Video for the weekend!
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