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Being Single, Classic Joke, & Top 20 Weekend Status Updates

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Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: Whenever being single gets me down, I like to close my eyes, take a deep breath and then go do whatever I want pretty much nonstop. Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived […]

Men Vs. Women, Sea Otter Dancing, & Slick Facebook Statuses

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Make Thursday fun, share one of these.. 20 Slick Facebook Statuses: I’m amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day. My favorite type of exercise is running… from responsibility. Why doesn’t my alarm clock deliver coffee? I really want someone to love me unconditionally, but I really can’t afford a puppy […]

Nokia Phones, Cat Heater, and Quality Facebook Humor

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Get over Hump Day. Share one of these.. Quality Facebook Status Humor: The most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you’ve done absolutely nothing productive. Do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot? I can’t remember what it’s […]

Panda Hug, Hot Tea, & 20 Clever Facebook Statuses

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Enjoy your Tuesday. Share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club. Based on my reaction to toast popping out of a toaster, I’d like to recommend you never throw me a surprise party. “I miss those ice-bucket challenge […]

Music Tastes, Super Police Dog, and 20 Priceless Facebook Statuses

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Happy Presidents Day, make someones day share one of these.. 20 Priceless Facebook Status Updates: Mark Zuckerberg is at the perfect age and financial status to be a real batman. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people. You’re […]