Welcome back! Be the funniest person on Facebook with these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. “What are you doing? Why are you holding me?” “Just trust me.” Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home. There’s a […]
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FunnyStatuses for the Weekend
The wonderful weekend has arrived! Don’t worry we won’t tell your friends if you borrow these… The Best Funny Status Updates for Facebook (this weekend): Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can […]
Some HOT Statuses for you…
Happy Thursday, good news… Tomorrow is Friday! Until then stay positive and make your friends laugh, we’ve got something for everyone with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope […]
Wednesday Make You Laugh!!!
Get some mid week laughs this Wednesday by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer […]
12 Awesome Statuses for Tuesday
Tuesday doesn’t have to suck! Make Tuesday suck less by posting these… Funny Statuses for Tuesday: Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but […]
Funny Statuses for Valentines Monday
Welcome back friends! Happy Valentines Day!!! Here are some hilarious statuses for V-day lovers and everyone else… Valentines Statuses: (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) There is someone for everyone but wasn’t really thinking about you. let’s make February 15th OUR Valentines Day. don’t worry… it’s not contagious. loves Valentines day, where nookie […]