Welcome back ! Feel free to “Borrow” our funny statues for your Facebook fans enjoyment! There is something for everybody with these… Awesome Statuses: Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Z is the last letter in the alphabet because […]
Facebook Status Updates
Easy way to get comments and likes from your Facebook Friends.
Monday is typically so boring, make it exciting with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. Does this […]
Funniest Statuses for the Weekend!
The world famous weekend wrap -up is here and we’ve got something for everyone. Share our statuses with some good friends and you’ll get some guaranteed laughs! The Best Status Updates for this Weekend: I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status […]
Thursdays Awesome Status Updates & Other Funny Stuff…
Make your Facebook Friends Thursday a little better by posting these… Funny Statuses: The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure. So I’ve narrowed it down and I’m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap. […]
Ignore your work/school and Facebook some more already!
Happy Wednesday folks. Have the Wittiest Status on Facebook by posting these… Funny Statuses of the Day: You don’t have to be an idiot to work here. We’ll train you. This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s a […]
Rockin’ Statuses for Everybody!
Welcome back! Make your friends laugh this Tuesday by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right? I’m not fat, I’m hard to kidnap. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) According to the “you snooze you lose” principle insomnia makes us winners. Things look ‘a whole […]