Happy Hump Day! Make this Wednesday count by posting these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) In my day, we had My Space too. And it extended five feet in every direction. If all […]
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Hilarious Statuses that will leave them begging for more!
Been visiting our page for awhile now? Funniest person on Facebook? Don’t worry, we got you covered, post these and watch the comments/likes fly… Funny Statuses: It’s going to be weird still checking Facebook when I’m 70. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) A zombie boyfriend will love you for your […]
Monday + These Funny Statuses = Awesome
Welcome back! Let’s start you off with some hilarious ”Monday Related” Funny Statuses to get the week going: Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed & the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Mondays aren’t […]
Epic Statuses for the Weekend!
The weekend is upon us but don’t blink because it’ll be gone before you know it. Make sure to share these with your FB friends because you’re going to get a ton of comments/likes this weekend! Get the laugh fest going with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook Feed: I hate it when I write […]
Easy guide to WINNING on your Facebook Profile.
Did you ever wish you could be the life of the party? Now you can be the life of Facebook without being Charlie Sheen! It’s quite simple friends, just post these… Funny Statuses: The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If […]
Just post these and watch your Facebook friends reactions…
Welcome back! You know the place to get the goods. But, shhhhhh it’s a secret club. Don’t go blabbin’ to your friends about us, that means you! We can’t have everyone having witty statuses. Now post these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From […]