Happy St. Patricks day everyone! Make your friends holiday better by posting these… Funny Statuses for St. Paddys Day: St PatricksDay 2011 Flashmob. Central Station, Sydney, Australia https://youtu.be/jxEB48jY3F8 I’m glad they have a holiday to honor Neil PATRICK Harris, he’s amazing. ”Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Irish.” “Irish who?” “Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!” […]
Facebook Status Updates
HUGE Mid Week Status Boost!
Get tons of comments & likes this Wednesday by posting these… Funny Statuses: Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) I want my children to have the things I never had. Then, I want to move in with them. […]
Status Updates that will make you LOL!
Spice up your Tuesday on Facebook by posting these… Funny Status for Facebook: I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Women always worry about the things men forget. Men always worry about the things women remember. After […]
Some Awesome Statuses Just for You!
Been visiting our page for awhile now? Funniest person on Facebook? Don’t worry, we got you covered, post these and watch the comments/likes fly… Funny Statuses: Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision? […]
20 Funny Statuses for the Weekend
The world famous weekend wrap -up is here and we’ve got something for everyone. Share our statuses with some good friends and you’ll get some guaranteed laughs! Status Updates for the Weekend: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) The factory of the future will have […]
Funny Status Updates for Every Occasion
Easy ways to make your Facebook Friends chuckle, simply post these… Funny Statuses: I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms. I wish there was a place I could go to […]