We’ve tallied up the funniest status updates of today and here are some of the best: Funny Facebook Status Updates: I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Where do I see myself in 5 years? I would […]
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Daily Status Updates that will get you COMMENTS & LIKES!
Welcome back to the #1 Status Update website. Updated daily with funny status updates for your Facebook profile… Funny Statuses: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? (Courtesy of our ★★★★ Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★) […]
15 Awesome Status Updates for Facebook!
Happy Monday! Make all your FB Friends comment and like on your statuses by posting these… Funny Facebook Status updates: I wish that Hallmark would make a card that says, “Sorry, what was your name again?” (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) My wife and I are getting along great at the […]
Epic Status Updates for the Weekend & Bonus Prank Video!
Get popular on Facebook by posting these hilarious… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday. (From our JUST UPDATED and really awesome: 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) When people say “I’m not getting any younger!” I wonder what other basic life concepts they just […]
Some Hilarious Facebook Statuses, Silly Dog Pics, and Cute Baby Bubbles Video
Post these to your Facebook profile for some easy comments & likes.. Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Don’t put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry. It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up. Hope they send us home […]
Funny Status Updates for Work, Life, Love and everything In-Between.
Get all the comments & likes on Facebook that you crave by posting these… Funny Status Updates About Love, Life, and Everything In-between: With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Is there a national do-not-call list for friends and family yet? I feel badly if I […]