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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- Is there a national do-not-call list for friends and family yet?
- I feel badly if I am excluded from an activity even if I have no intention of going and don’t like those who are.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.
- Can’t sleep. Boss is watching.
- Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- I see by your Facebook bio that you’re into crafts, blogging, windmills, cats, food, earwax, wine, jazz, God, gaming. ME TOO!
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9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I’m sane.
- Women will never truly be equal as long as they’re smarter than men.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- There’s nothing more awkward than quoting a movie and having nobody get the reference.
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“That’s a cool chair.” “Yeah, I know. It rocks.” (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
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