Funny Status Updates for Work, Life, Love and everything In-Between.

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Funny Status Updates About Love, Life, and Everything In-between:

  • With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • Is there a national do-not-call list for friends and family yet?
  • I feel badly if I am excluded from an activity even if I have no intention of going and don’t like those who are.
  • Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.
  • Can’t sleep. Boss is watching.
  • Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I see by your Facebook bio that you’re into crafts, blogging, windmills, cats, food, earwax, wine, jazz, God, gaming. ME TOO!
  • 9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I’m sane.
  • Women will never truly be equal as long as they’re smarter than men.
  • By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
  • There’s nothing more awkward than quoting a movie and having nobody get the reference.
  • “That’s a cool chair.” “Yeah, I know. It rocks.” (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )

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