These made me laugh, hope they do for you too.. 20 Great Facebook Posts: That awkward moment when you plan a conversation in your head before asking someone for something. Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she’s laughing at your junk. If you love something, feed it […]
Facebook Status Updates
Oldtown funk, new relationships, and the 20 best Facebook statuses.
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Best Facebook Status Updates: When you say “9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans” all I hear is “There is a bear out there who knows how to use matches”. I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag […]
Same Shirt, Cute Karate Kid, & Ridiculous Facebook Statuses
Make someones day, share one of these.. 20 Ridiculous Facebook Statuses: Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it. I either want to spend my day going out & doing stuff with friends or I want to spend it in bed with zero human contact. No in between. The only math I care […]
Talking Dog, Set Them Free, and 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses
Make it over humpday, share one of these.. 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head as a reminder of that. When your kids are little you’re a super hero. When they’re teens you’re a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility. Happiness comes from within. […]
Odd Names, Baby Laughs Like Troll, and 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Start some good conversations, share one of these.. 20 Great Facebook Statuses: I hate morning people, mornings, and people. Winning isn’t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also important. My hobbies: – switching between the same three apps for hours – imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist That […]
Bird Loses It, Sage Advice, and 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
Ugh, Monday. Make someone smile by sharing one of these.. 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: The worst thing is when you have a song stuck in your head but you only know one line. That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times. I’m not the kind of person you ever […]