Welcome back! Whether you visit our website on your computer, iPhone, iPad, Android, or whatever. One thing’s for certain we’ve got your awesome facebook statuses covered.. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I married Miss Right. I […]
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Funny Status Updates Everyone will LIKE!
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Flower Hat for Hamster, Crying Babies on Planes, and Funny Status Updates
Happy Monday! Make your FB Friends laugh by posting these hilarious… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: What’s on your mind u ask? Well, Facebook.. I would tell u but you’re terrible at keeping secrets! (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them. […]
Mothers Day Status Updates ***Special Edition***
Need some Status Updates for Mothers Day? We’ve got exactly what you need… Mothers Day Status Updates for Facebook: If you have a Mom , or Wife you adore this Mothers Day, do not post this to your profile. Get your lazy bum off Facebook and go tell them yourself!!! I ♥ my m✿m!!! If […]
Funny Statuses, Cute Puppy Pic, and Obama/Osama Mix-Ups
We’ve got something for everybody in this weekend update. Make your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates: When I read a really stupid status I think “What an idiot. Why did I write that?” (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) If you stopped trying to save so much money, […]
Smart Status Updates for Everyone
We’ve got some Funny Status Updates and Smart Jokes for Smart People… Funny Status Updates: Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Cheated on Facebook with […]