Mothers Day Status Updates ***Special Edition***

Need some Status Updates for Mothers Day? We’ve got exactly what you need…

Mothers Day Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If you have a Mom , or Wife you adore this Mothers Day, do not post this to your profile. Get your lazy bum off Facebook and go tell them yourself!!!
  • I ♥ my m✿m!!!
  • If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
  • Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
  • Personally, I think today’s kids ought to do something really special for their Mothers on Mother’s Day — like move out!
  • ♥ If you love your mom and want to show her that she means the world to you, put a picture of her as your profile photo. Then copy and paste this to your status ♥
  • If you love your mom and appreciate everything she has done for you, like this status.
  • Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.

Mothers Day Facebook Art

Does your mom have Facebook?  Copy/Paste this onto her wall and make her Mothers Day special on FB!

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Mothers Day Quotes:

  • God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
  • Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
  • “All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” -Abraham Lincoln
  • A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
  • A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
  • There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. – Chinese Proverb

Subject: What My Mother Taught Me

  1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
    “You’d better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
  2. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL.
    “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
  3. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
    “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
  4. My mother taught me IRONY.
    “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
  5. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
    “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
  6. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
    “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
  7. My mother taught me about ENVY.
    “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
  8. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
    “Just wait until we get home.”
  9. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
    “You are going to get it when you get home!”
  10. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
    “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
  11. My mother taught me WISDOM.
    “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
  12. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
    “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you”.

Funny Mothers Day Picture:

Funny Mothers Day Picture

Funny Video for Mothers Day:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcA4Ry65FU[/youtube]

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